I know we just met, but I’m going to be blunt. First off I’m a copywriter. But I also need you to know that it’s super hard to keep a pulse on current cultural happenings while simultaneously struggling with IBS.

That said, there’s NOTHING in this world that could distract me from my love of popular culture. Who’s beefing on Bravo? I have a spreadsheet. What’s the hottest, sexiest, most expensive self-cleaning water bottle that WIRED just wrote about? I’ve already had it for 3 months. What the hell could *insert tik tok reference* possibly mean? Babe, consider me your translator.

My cup literally runneth over with hot takes, opinions, ideas and storytelling angles… so if you want to be considered not-cheugy*, let’s chat! Just expect a slight delay with a response because you know… IBS.

*(If you had to Google “cheugy,” you absolutely need my services.)

**((My mom thinks that no one will hire me if they think I have a serious “medical condition”… so let’s prove her wrong!))